Hat tip: Al_Kilyu for converting it into video I can use!
This, for those new to all of this, is Nicky. You can't see him but you can hear him, and you can sure as hell see the police behind him.
Backstory: Nicky went out for the weekend to Chicago on New Years. To save money, Nicky stays at Hostels and since he doesn't drive, usually has to make any trip to Chicago an overnighter.
After New Years, Nicky went MIA according to his family. His family is incredibly wary of him leaving the house, ever, so much so he usually has to wait until his relatives go to bed so he can sneak out if he ever wants to go anywhere, because he usually ends up in a hospital or arrested.
Nicky it seems, was gone for more days than he had said he'd be, and being the thoughtful person he is decided not to call anyone to let them know this. So his family, concerned for his well being (or wanting to avoid the predictable call from the cops) reported him missing.
What follows is one of the oddest events in Nicky's past...he checks in, via a video on the internet, from a hospital, with cops behind him lol'ing at his douchebaggery.
Wouldn't a simple phone call have sufficed?
And if they didn't get your email, Nicky, why would they log into your blog to find and watch your vid--never mind.
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The face of the police officer behind him is... everytime I see it, it just cracks me up. He's standing behind Nicky, doesn't know "What The Fuuuck IS this shit?" and he's openly lollin' his ass off at Nicky. ;D
I still think that's just an EMT. The guy's badge looks like a red sew-on embroidered type, rather than a metal pin-on badge.
Looks more like an EMT to me. Still, it just goes to show that simple logic and courtesy don't exist in that twerp's brain.
After sporadic interaction with Nick since 2001, I still can't understand one damn word he's saying.
This was evil; I didn't want to watch it, but I had no choice. It compelled me, like watching a car wreck.
I couldn't understand a thing other than the repeated use of "Email", either.
I think that guy was an EMT, and trying very hard not to laugh at the pathetic excuse of a human.
I love the OMGWTFBBQ expression on the guys face as he tries hard not to laugh his ass off.
You guys maybe correct about it being an EMT, I just always assumed those were cops because he was talking about them being called by his family.
Then again it's Nicky, who had that really seriously unhealthy obsession with EMTs around that time, so that may be the case.
EMT Guy was the real star of the show, especially since you can't see Nicky's face or make out a damn word he's saying. Bravo, EMT Guy!
I could write a transcript for the site. Sadly, I could make out some of what he was saying.
Ok I looked up EMT coats, the guy you see most is definitely an EMT. I should change the title of the thread and the thread *yawn* I'll do that tomorrow. Thanks for letting me know Rusty
look at the email the fake sent me
" One thing you don't understand with us from Northeast Illinois -- Blackmail is how we have fun. It's the one thing that we do all the time -- taking blackmail pictures all the time and shit. I am a heavy metal promoter -- you're trying to dirty that too jackhole? You're not me, you will never be me. Besides the point, I am attracted to the opposite sex that is the opposite sex. I will NEVER own a Boy George CD, I would rather have a CD by The Great Kat because she's fucking hot. No chicks with dicks -- they're nothing but Its and will be left in a petry dish when they die. I won't even listen to Halford Era Judas Priest because Halford tried to make a pass on my cousin -- I picked family loyalty over fandom. I will never get an e-mail address at hairdresser.net -- besides it seems FAKE. I listen to heavy metal music and not the hair metal crap passed off as metal either. I motherfucking hate emo and I think Elton John has an Anally Inflicted Death Sentence. I am not a cocksucker, but you're acting like a pole biter -- I love pussy, hot breasts, beer, heavy metal, and horror books such as Richard Matheson, Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allen Poe -- you know straight guy horror. I am always been a straight man and I would rather keep it that way you fucking subhuman. You got the fucking part right -- but I am willing to guess you hate being called a FAGGOT. I am guessing that same fucking e-mail address came from another fake e-mail provider so it can't be traced -- well I can trace an IP to where it came from. Enjoy your e-mail address while it lasts because you're going to kiss that good bye. Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey, Good bye. Now kindly -- FUCK OFF."
New post soon?
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