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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A Challenge Has Been Issued!

"Still swiping my work. that is a violation of copyright and I know where you got it from. How long do you plan on stealing my work? Plagiarizing bitch."
Wah wah wah. Do something more productive, like make more videos or...

Get a girlfriend.

Tell you what: If you get an honest to goodness real girlfriend, one we can confirm is actually dating you in person not online, not someone pretending to be dating you but an actual woman who calls you her boyfriend, for every week you two are together I remove a blog entry with an old story that even you don't own.

There would have to be rules in place. I'm not saying we would require her number or home address, but you simply telling us you are dating someone and we have to take your word without seeing who she is or hearing from her won't count. We'd have to see her picture, know of at least one online name and someplace she posts so we can see she is real as well as see her admit to dating you, and most importantly, while I have nothing against those who have long distance online relationships, she'd have to be someone who lives near you whom you could actually take out on dates. Pictures of you two together would be perfect evidence as well and would cause me to have to remove a blog entry each time you posted one.

Whatever you do, don't use the excuse that you are too busy to look for love because everyone including you, knows that is bullshit. You've had ten sexless years trying to become a writer and editor and after all this time, you are neither. Instead of having the respect of your peers and more importantly, readers, you are still a laughing stock and the butt of many jokes from actual real authors in the industry who actually have fans. For all the books you've "released", none have made any money, not one, leaving you so poor you had to resort to crying on Associated Content and padding those bitchfests with extra wording to gain more page views so you could afford a burger. You can post word counts and tell us you are in the middle of some project all you want, everyone including you knows the end result, which will be a piece of shit no one will buy. So don't bother passing up this challenge by telling us you are too busy with your career because you don't have one and never will.

If you need something to put in your personal ads I can help you with that. This blog has a number of old personals you've written hoping to find love, and I'm sure any one of them could help you find your "Morticia Addams" in no time!

So, do you accept my challenge Nicky?

74 comments:

Wind Dancing said...

Maybe we can hook him up with the wrestler chick/american idol reject who seems to be sweet on him?

Mike Brendan said...

Like he's gonna make good on any challenge or bet.

Little Bird said...

ETT, an odd question for you: there's a woman calling herself Lady Sybilla who's been bringing the wank here lately, and I'm convinced I've heard her name before in connection to Nick. The only real things I've come up with is that she is a "dark gothic webmistress" who also moved in self-publishing circles. Does this name ring a bell?

Nickolaus Pacione said...

Both of you may shut up all you want without doing content that isn't even yours to fuck with. ExposetheFuck, what have you done with your life that you have to poke your smelly fingers into mine and steal everything and anything. Mike -- I will pay no mind in kicking your ass, no threats here. You want to make good on a challenge, quit stealing my work. I am busy with writing new stories and some of them did sell to a magazine. What you going to do, harass every person who published my work at every chance you get because you don't have a life. Wind you of all people shouldn't be talking because all your dirty laundry is out there. Going around stealing everything and anything you can get your hands on to get an edge on me, that is a sad mistake on your part. I will get this blog shut down, I have managed to get some of my copyrighted material taken from you on a few occasions. Quit stealing intellectual properties that don't even belong to you, thieving cunt.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

Melany shut up you fat bitch. I don't know what I saw in you.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

I go to have two alcoholic drinks and you accuse me of being an alcoholic. I am not that heavy of a drinker to begin with. You are a liar when it comes to me, and you don't know a damn thing about me except what you steal from me.

Mike Brendan said...

Prove I stole your work, Nikki...

Again with the threats of violence... I doubt you can even get your leg that high to kick.

Wind Dancing said...

I may be fat nicky, but I have a life. I don't live in a basement, I have a job, I am in Lions Club, and I go out on dates (real ones not imaginary ones like yours seem to be) several times a month. I've also lost 3 1/2 pounds in the last month. (also unlike you I'm actually following doctor's orders and losing weight, taking my medication, and showing up for my appointments) Can you say the same?

mysexyboyfriend said...

"Wind you of all people shouldn't be talking because all your dirty laundry is out there. "

Incoherent babbling is a side effect of heavy alcohol consumption. That only adds to the growing evidence that he has a drinking problem.

Still drinking those rattlesnak shot thingys Nicky?

ExposeTheTard said...

Little Bird: Not that I can remember. He befriended then later was enemies with someone named "Duchess Webb", who he accused me of being at one point.

I search my Nicky drive but I am sure that is the case.

Lewis said...

Oh Mr Poopy-Head I've known five year olds capable of crafting more effective insults, Expose the Fuck? Well if you want to be called the Fuck now instead of the Tard we could humour you I suppose, but then again why bother?

ExposeTheTard said...

Me: "Whatever you do, don't use the excuse that you are too busy to look for love because everyone including you, knows that is bullshit."

Nick: "I am busy with writing new stories and some of them did sell to a magazine."

Wind Dancing said...

And what dirty laundry Nicky? the fact I gave my son up for adoption as it was the best thing for him? The fact I have mental problems? (which I just stated are under control with medication and regular visits to a doctor while you obviously aren't even trying....death threats and delusions that you are a good writer are a BAD thing). The fact that unlike you I've had plenty of dates in the past 10 years?

Anonymous said...

Nicky is as incoherent as always. Some things never change.

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like he's halving his medication again. Maybe Kim needs to get into that nasty mouth and start pushing pills down his throat again.

Anonymous said...

I will pay no mind...You keep saying that, Nicky. Your mind is not valid currency.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

Melany who in the world would want to fuck you? I have a life just it's in idile right now. The new stories are coming and will be submitting out again. Mike -- I was talking to exposethefucktard when I was referring to someone stealing my work because that is her MO. GEt a new MO, Bitch.

And for Lewis I am sure you're coming somewhere that you're hiding behind any persona you think of just to steal and rehash my work. Did I give you permission to take it? Hell no I did not so get your grubby fat little fingers off my intellectual property. I am not a fucking drunk, just a nutcase but not a drunk. I drink every now and then because it keeps me normal, I am no drunk.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

For the record I sold a story to TALES OF THE TALISMAN. If you think I am not publishing, look that magazine up because they ran a story of mine. I just been trying to submit out again, though lost a good number of the stories when the system crashed but got some of the key stories back.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

Melany you're still a bitch. I am glad you left me.

Mike Brendan said...

"I was talking to exposethefucktard..."

So you admit to being a fucktard then? Good for you, admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

Anonymous said...

Drunk dialed anyone at midnight lately, Nickypoo? Or did granny take away your phone privileges, again?

Wind Dancing said...

Well Nicky the question is who are YOU having sex with besides your hand lately? And a bitch? Only to you sweetie pie honey bunch. Ask anybody else if I've been a bitch to them. Oh right you can't. And by the way do you have a current picture of your son? Didn't think so. I do. It's proudly displayed for all to see next to my stereo.

Anonymous said...

See the problem is, Nikita is all horny for me. He wants to snuggle next to me in his sleepsack. The fact I'd rather have a rabid wolverine in my boxers than even coming in smelling distance of Nikita is moot. He's a repressed homosexual with such hate for himself, he takes it out on everyone.

However, there's no accounting for his awful, incoherent writing. I think that's brain damage from his alcoholism.

Wind Dancing said...

Well if that's the case I bet I can scare up a gay man who is into plump, wannabe goths who think they are a good horror writer if I really tried. I'm not ashamed to admit I have gay friends. =D

NICKOLAUS PACIONE said...

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. All I want to do is write in peace, my company isn't dead though you wish it was. You didn't get what you want there with the death of LAKE FOSSIL PRESS. THE COMPANY IS ALIVE AND KICKING. The fucktard I am referring to is coward behind EXPOSETHETARD.

NICKOLAUS PACIONE said...

You cunts can't get over the fact I am straight. RAINGODS FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE

NICKOLAUS PACIONE said...

DON't MAKE ME PUKE and gays make me do just that. THEY MAKE ME PUKE.

NICKOLAUS PACIONE said...

Gay people make me sick.

Wind Dancing said...

Well Nicky we know you haven't dated a woman in 10 years. There has to be a reason for that. We're going with the "actually prefers men since he's so obsessed with gays" theory.

Mike Brendan said...

Too bad you can't actually... you know... write.

Besides, the time you could be spending learning how to improve writing you use to make these screeds and ad hominem blogpost attacks on people.

So... who's the coward here?

Ben McClellan said...

You make yourself sick, Nicky? Aside from you being in really poor health, and having to be admitted into hospitals just for doing the most simple physical activity (walking, traveling, masturbation).

Besides, you do come across as the most outrageously deeply closeted, self-loathing homosexual I've ever encountered. Keep ranting about gays all you want to, Nicky, you'll never convince a soul that you're a hetero. You may never truly convince yourself of that, too.

Lewis said...

Honestly Nicky your self loathing homophobia is pathetic. I haven't thought about any of your crap stories since before Christmas, hell I never even got around to finishing my version of Spectral Exile though I suppose if you're that eager to read more I could always dig it up and finish it off.

Anonymous said...

Aww Nikita, the only thing straight about you, is your little dingus when you think about me naked.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Nicky is homosexual, I think he is A-Sexual. Reading that post of his, where she wanted to have sex and he didn't, as a man, we want that. Nicky didn't then and has been content not having so much as a girlfriend for the past decade. Couple that with him being so strict about NO sex in anything he is associated with, I am almost positive he is A-Sexual.

There is nothing wrong with that, but there is a lot wrong with Nicky. I think the sooner he realizes he's A-Sexual, the happier he will be.

Vern. said...

Nicky,

Why would anyone choose to respect you when you conduct yourself like a child? You offer nothing but week threats, childish abuse and a hatrid for Gays the likes of which died in the ice age.

Try acting with a level of maturity, listening to criticism and acting on it and become someone people "might" one day be able to consider respecting. You need to make the effort!

Grow a pair of balls, admit you have issues and start to behave like an adult!

Anonymous said...

I hope someday Nicky gets his drinking problem under control. His drunk calls and probably, honestly, most of his negative online antics stem from that. He's awake on a different schedule than the rest of his family and since he's always in the basement, not only can he get away with drinking all the time, I think it started because he was lonely but now is out of control.

Him not dating anyone in almost a decade could be the result of that too. I think he's been too drunk to try and date.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

Ben you're nothing but a slanderous bitch, and the day is coming where I will come out to kick your ass. You're a fight waiting to happen, get off the bandwagon and start thinking for yourself. FUCKING LOSER.

NICKOLAUS PACIONE said...

MIKE shut the fuck up, you already know now I got a story published on a magazine. I made $10.00 on the sale of the story, and you keep telling yourself that I am not able to write when I proved I could and did. What happened to your magazine, got too shitty so you had to turn it over to someone else and that someone else is using lulu.com to get the magazine out there.

Mike Brendan said...

Wrong on all counts, Widdle Nikki. I never owned the magazine in the first place, I just worked for it as best I could until time constraints mandated by my day job were starting to hinder that. Then I had to leave. And it's not printed via Lulu... if you kept up on current events you'd know that too.

Interesting you would be so quick to crow about a $10 sale without citing who you sold it to. Probably some sub-pro, penny-a-word market with poor editorial staffing that doesn't know anything about you. Yet I could -- and did -- sell a fifteen hundred word short story for nine times as much to a professional market, Fantasist Enterprises.

So in one sale, I outperformed you by a factor of nine. Everyone with basic competency in the English language can see you can't write, Widdle Nikki. You prove it with every blog post, response, screed and piece o' crap story you put on the web.

Wind Dancing said...

Nicky you may as well stop telling people you're going to kick their ass. You never make good on that promise, so we all know you're a lying chickenshit.

Lewis said...

I'm guessing it's Tales of the Talisman, since after he mentioned selling a story there I took a quick glimpse at their website to see how much they pay and it's only $10.

ExposeTheTard said...

I love how Nicky is scooting around the dating issue. I predicted he'd use writing and editing as an excuse.

The problem is that most writers or those in the industry have someone. Most can find time for love and relationships. Nicky tried some years ago but no one would take him up on his ads, which is why that troll was able to get his new number when they pretended to be a single woman.

As soon as I can get clearence from some folks to do so, I'll reveal facts that will prove you weren't in a relationship in 06 like you lied about on Rusty's blog. Although I want you to know the irony of you accusing your pretend girlfriend of being an alcoholic isn't lost on me.

Regardless of what I think of you or you of me, you really should get help for your drinking problem. You don't have to admit it online or tell anyone if you get into one, although one of the steps is apologizing to all those you wronged while under the influence, which sadly would require you getting online and apologizing to hundreds of people.

Wind Dancing said...

He also claims he got laid last year. Unless a hooker took pity on him and gave him a freebie I greatly doubt he did.

Anonymous said...

Nicky thinks chatting with a female for five minutes at Gothicfest is the same as having a date for the weekend.

Ben McClellan said...

Nicky's new thing seems to be accusing people of not "thinking for themselves". Christ, the man-child is that stupid to not realize that everyone already thinks for themselves.

I wonder who's going to drive him to that fight he seems to think he's going to start with me, or anyone else. I feel bad for that person, having to put up with him on the way to the scene, and a couple of minutes later, having to hear him whine and bitch about getting knocked down with one punch while still projecting his shortcomings on other people.

Mike Brendan said...

Like it would ever come to that, Ben. Once you step within reach he'll either pee himself, run away, or both.

Anonymous said...

the man-child is that stupid to not realize that everyone already thinks for themselves.man-child like Chris-Chan? Those two have a lot in common, but last night I came across someone's old blog where they met Chris-Chan irl, and said at points he paced around, mumbling shit to himself, and randomly shouting something out. Chris and Nicky have a lot in common, but I remembered that post where someone saw him at that gothic con a few months ago and how Nicky paced around and started incoherently shouting when that band came on stage with fire. Makes me wonder what makes the two of them randomly pace and shout stuff out.

Anonymous said...

So, wait! Who is Chris-Chan (or Christian/Christiane, if that's the case)? Is this another megalomaniac Nitwit I need to know about, or just some loser?

Lewis said...

I wouldn't say he's a nitwit but from reading his encyclopaedia dramatica page he has plenty of issues of his own.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god are the nitwits reproducing?

Anonymous said...

Oh, wow. I got the Christian part right, anyway. My eyes. They burn.

Anonymous said...

first off don't pity chris-chan because either they misdiagnosed him as a child as being a "highly functional autistic" or he outgrew it, which a group of adults claim they did. he is selfish and a pervert and a stalker.

he is a pervert and selfish like nicky. read the emails on that ed page and see how he stalked that girl who was nice to him irl. he wouldn't take no for an answer and would go into a rage if anyone else touched her to the point he was kicked out of that game place because many didn't feel safe anymore. he was also kicked out of a target and fought so cops had to arrest him. that chick i mentioned was embarrassed off the net because when someone made an ed page of him, chris himself drew really nasty sex pics of her and wanted them uploaded. currently she avoids the web because he embarrassed her so badly and is emotionally scared over his stalking, and that's not half of it.

anyway he's getting famous over a video he made a few weeks ago on youtube where mainstream sites and even a radio station in l.a. covered it. basically he's a perv and if he falls for someone on the net he thinks is a chick he'll send "her" nasty videos that he thinks turn women on. they are always trolls so if you go to slutload.com and search his name you'll see the vids.

the reason I mention that before linking to the video that's making him famous is because someone emailed him after seeing his latest perv vids and asked why he did that stuff. without spoiling anything watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA (it's work safe, the vids on slutload aren't) so you can get the full wtf effect (hint: when he says his "navy" he means semen, navy=semen) but him sitting there explaining why he did what he did in the other videos is starting to spread all over the net.

Anonymous said...

I'm impressed with how maintained his ED page is. Why, oh why, did I have to look?

Anonymous said...

PROTIP: Nicky has been saying "LEAVE ME ALONE" so that when Kim finds his antics again, he can show her where he was asking people to leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

hopefully kim is smarter than that. honestly in the past few weeks he's gotten online after not getting much attention and decided to threaten and badmouth a lot of people who had long since laid off of him solely for the purpose of stirring up more fights so his name gets out. he's admitted it regarding janrae and at one time called keene a bad sport, indicating keene was supposed to play along with him.

top that off with the fact he is trying to resell some of his newly edited anthologies like the one with him on the cover drawn in chaulk, which is when he started going around picking fights again. he believes in order to sell books and get his name out he has to fight with people, and no one other than stupid_free is fooled anymore.

Anonymouse said...

I suspected he was trying to shill something when he started up all the old fights out of nowhere. My suspicions were confirmed when he admitted on his blog to having some books hidden away somewhere online that he's trying to sell. I admit the logic is all lopsided--why would you "hide" something you're trying to sell?--but that's our Nicky. Logic commands him not at all.

Anonymous said...

That's what was great about Nicktion: Nicky would disappear for a while, everyone would move on, he'd reappear later with something new to shill or brag about, and he'd always do the "nyah nyah you can't pirate this!" bit, and either they would or they'd do something else, like get places that accepted his writing to dump him.
He never just got back online and shilled his book. Every time, after taunting Nicktion, they seemed to always do something that would ruin his latest work and after going into a furious rage he'd disappear again to write something new, and the cycle started anew.

Eye in Shadows was their best work yet. The day before he released it, they sent a copy to hundreds of people many were those he claimed were in the book.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

FUCK YOU FAGGOTs I can drink and it doesn't make me a drunk. Leave me alone and leave Lake Fossil Press alone.

Anonymous said...

Dude, Little Nikki: don't ever stop. I've got the depression, and you really help me feel better. Not just about life but about myself. Seriously "Expose The Fuck". LMFAO! You are aware you're calling yourself a fuck, right? Not only that dude, but your stories too. Do you TRY to suck? Cos you do a great job of it.

Duchess Webb said...

How in the world did my online name get roped into being associated with you Expose? I have been FAR out of the Nicky Drama loop for many, many years. Heck, the only reason why I am here posting a comment now is because someone I knew mentioned this blog entry and that I was spoken about. It is funny how my online reputation far exceeds the time I actually have to have one. *lmao!*

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