"a really young version of the writer from "As Good As It Gets" "

Remember a few days ago I posted Nicky's dilema where he had too many women to chose from? Remember that I did it because he went off on an innocent? I just discovered where he did a similar rant on the same person on a different blog, so that counts too. Because of that, we will just continue with Nicky's dating life, shall we? Well I gave you people the names of the dating sites and none of you picked up on that! For the lazy

Three ads
Tattoos Number of Tattoos: 0
Body Areas: do scars count?

No stupid.

Piercings
Number of Piercings: 0
Body Areas: used to have an ear peircing,,

Of course you did on the right earlobe!

Forlorned thinking man,, seeking his dark queen,, Male seeking Female for Long-term Romance

seeking his queen in black. Male seeking Female for Long-term
Romance

Looking for Correspondence Male seeking Either for Pen PalLet's
start with the first in line.

Remember men: We want to know in the first ten words if you have mental problems!

Well to begin with I am a horror writer, and been dianosed with a
mental illness now on disability. I look for females for long term romance (I am
straight) but when it comes to pen pals I take no prisoners there. I am a host
of a few mailing lists and manage a few websites here and there. This is how I
get my work out there for the world to see -- I do travel and like to do a lot
of camping (so if you see that I am never in leather, velvor, or pvc, that would
explain everything because when I go camping is in the late fall to early
spring. The picture above was something I did for a change of pace, something to
send to the family.) My website would answer any other questions that one may
have about me. If you [the ladies] want to send me an message here, and I will
give you an email address, with the subject line "Gothic Personals." I'm a bit
of a Gomez Addams, as I like to joke to my parents -- I am seeking the lady to
be my Mortica, not quite looking for the wife yet but the question of marriage
had popped up a few times. I am looking to see what direction it goes to so I am
just playing it by ear. If the lady can put up with my illness and the friends
who are partiers, they are in. I go for biological females, so for those of you
who are born ladies -- please respond if you want to, this is an open
invitation. I am a bit of a renaisance man, but with tinges of a really young
version of the writer from "As Good As It Gets" but not Obessive/Compulsive
disorder -- a misanthorope non the less. I will travel pending on the region
west coast -- I won't travel in that area because I am too sensitive to heat,
but colder climates I will travel in the dead of winter. If the lady can put up
with my illness, they are in. I don't drive (because of the medication,) but I
get around surprisenly though fairly well. I don't look it but I am a bit of a
renesiance man, some things I do were things I learned when I was in boy scouts
and been tagged affectionately by close friends as "the last boy scout" at
times. The ones who would say this would understand when I live out of a
backpack a week of a year. I also read a lot of books as well (H.P. Lovecraft is
the man, and I raise my beer to all the authors I appear on anthologies with
over the years.)

He won't live on the West Coast because he is sensitive to heat. I really have no joke for that it's just something I have to type myself it's that good. Let's look at the second one "seeking his queen in black" shall we?

I am a guy who is looking for his queen in black, a horror writer
if you will. The way I think is a really complex thing and the kind of woman I
want is one that would encourage me not to be so much of a recluse. I am a
conservative mindset -- despite all the black clothing, I am the kind of guy the
ladies can bring home to their parents.

Well that was short. I mean the author the ad is too. He'd better pray to whatever deity he follows this week that her parents don't have the internet. Lastly, Nicky wants a penpal!

I am a horror writer who is seeking correspondence on trying to
find underground publicatiions who are balsy enough to publish the cryptic style
of gothic literature. For the record I don't write erotica and I am not bisexaul
or gay, far from it. So for the females who are responding see the other ads.
This one I am looking for the correspondence and connections if they know of any
magazines which has the balls to publish things on the vein of "Seven" or a
cross between that and "Darkness Falls" or "Blair Witch Project." I am not
wearing make up in the picture -- my eyes were blackend out because of the lack
of sleep I had in the hotel I stayed at before the radio appearence. As far as
romance goes -- I am looking for that living dead girl. When it comes to pen
pals though on the other hand -- it is no prisoners. My email address is
nickolauspacione@bloodmoon.every1.net.

This is only part 1. There will be a second online dating site coming soon!