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Saturday, April 26, 2008

"a really young version of the writer from "As Good As It Gets" "

Remember a few days ago I posted Nicky's dilema where he had too many women to chose from? Remember that I did it because he went off on an innocent? I just discovered where he did a similar rant on the same person on a different blog, so that counts too. Because of that, we will just continue with Nicky's dating life, shall we? Well I gave you people the names of the dating sites and none of you picked up on that! For the lazy

Three ads
Tattoos Number of Tattoos: 0
Body Areas: do scars count?

No stupid.
Piercings
Number of Piercings: 0
Body Areas: used to have an ear peircing,,
Of course you did on the right earlobe!

Forlorned thinking man,, seeking his dark queen,, Male seeking Female for Long-term Romance

seeking his queen in black.
Male seeking Female for Long-term
Romance

Looking for Correspondence
Male seeking Either for Pen PalLet's
start with the first in line.

Remember men: We want to know in the first ten words if you have mental problems!

Well to begin with I am a horror writer, and been dianosed with a
mental illness now on disability. I look for females for long term romance (I am
straight) but when it comes to pen pals I take no prisoners there. I am a host
of a few mailing lists and manage a few websites here and there. This is how I
get my work out there for the world to see -- I do travel and like to do a lot
of camping (so if you see that I am never in leather, velvor, or pvc, that would
explain everything because when I go camping is in the late fall to early
spring. The picture above was something I did for a change of pace, something to
send to the family.) My website would answer any other questions that one may
have about me. If you [the ladies] want to send me an message here, and I will
give you an email address, with the subject line "Gothic Personals." I'm a bit
of a Gomez Addams, as I like to joke to my parents -- I am seeking the lady to
be my Mortica, not quite looking for the wife yet but the question of marriage
had popped up a few times. I am looking to see what direction it goes to so I am
just playing it by ear. If the lady can put up with my illness and the friends
who are partiers, they are in. I go for biological females, so for those of you
who are born ladies -- please respond if you want to, this is an open
invitation. I am a bit of a renaisance man, but with tinges of a really young
version of the writer from "As Good As It Gets" but not Obessive/Compulsive
disorder -- a misanthorope non the less. I will travel pending on the region
west coast -- I won't travel in that area because I am too sensitive to heat,
but colder climates I will travel in the dead of winter. If the lady can put up
with my illness, they are in. I don't drive (because of the medication,) but I
get around surprisenly though fairly well. I don't look it but I am a bit of a
renesiance man, some things I do were things I learned when I was in boy scouts
and been tagged affectionately by close friends as "the last boy scout" at
times. The ones who would say this would understand when I live out of a
backpack a week of a year. I also read a lot of books as well (H.P. Lovecraft is
the man, and I raise my beer to all the authors I appear on anthologies with
over the years.)

He won't live on the West Coast because he is sensitive to heat. I really have no joke for that it's just something I have to type myself it's that good. Let's look at the second one "seeking his queen in black" shall we?

I am a guy who is looking for his queen in black, a horror writer
if you will. The way I think is a really complex thing and the kind of woman I
want is one that would encourage me not to be so much of a recluse. I am a
conservative mindset -- despite all the black clothing, I am the kind of guy the
ladies can bring home to their parents.

Well that was short. I mean the author the ad is too. He'd better pray to whatever deity he follows this week that her parents don't have the internet. Lastly, Nicky wants a penpal!

I am a horror writer who is seeking correspondence on trying to
find underground publicatiions who are balsy enough to publish the cryptic style
of gothic literature. For the record I don't write erotica and I am not bisexaul
or gay, far from it. So for the females who are responding see the other ads.
This one I am looking for the correspondence and connections if they know of any
magazines which has the balls to publish things on the vein of "Seven" or a
cross between that and "Darkness Falls" or "Blair Witch Project." I am not
wearing make up in the picture -- my eyes were blackend out because of the lack
of sleep I had in the hotel I stayed at before the radio appearence. As far as
romance goes -- I am looking for that living dead girl. When it comes to pen
pals though on the other hand -- it is no prisoners. My email address is
nickolauspacione@bloodmoon.every1.net.

This is only part 1. There will be a second online dating site coming soon!

20 comments:

Valyn said...

If the lady can put up
with my illness, they are in. I don't drive (because of the medication,)


No one could put up with his bullshit. His illness? Is chronic diarrhea of the mouth an illness?

I look for females for long term romance (I am
straight) but when it comes to pen pals I take no prisoners there.


So he wants hot boys for cybersex? hehe

I go for biological females, so for those of you
who are born ladies -- please respond if you want to


OMFG I spewed my fuckin' coffee everywhere!! LMAO

I don't look it but I am a bit of a
renesiance man, some things I do were things I learned when I was in boy scouts
and been tagged affectionately by close friends as "the last boy scout" at
times.


OMG he's really delusional. o.O And he can't spell for shit. haha

I am the kind of guy the
ladies can bring home to their parents.


Yeah if she is ready for him to get pissed at the dad and call him a fag, or her mother and call her a cunt. *snorts*

I am looking for that living dead girl.

Rob Zombie reference. HAH I KNEW IT, he's into necrophilia. WOW and he wants to give ME shit for being bi-sexual.

ETT--You make me laugh every day. I think I love you! HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Oh, Nicky.

I am a bit of a renaisance man

So, you wander around Italy in a big shirt hoping to get laid? Yeah...right.

I go for biological females

Because there are tons of willing transgendered people knocking on his gramma's door.

Oh, wait.

do scars count?

No, Nicky, no.

I will travel pending on the region
west coast -- I won't travel in that area because I am too sensitive to heat


Pending != depending. Pending means 'waiting for' and depending means 'under the conditions of'.

But then, the subtle nuances of English always did seem out of reach for you.

Also, the west coast != southern California. The Pacific Northwest is quite a bit cooler, both in temperature and in culture, than your Illinois basement. You might want to poke your turtle-head outside more often.

Crawford Tillinghast said...

"Sensitive to heat", eh?

I'd wager those around him are far more sensitive to him in warm weather, if you follow me.

cussedness said...

Dearest Nicky, I am a biological female who would like to meet you.

I have a large strap-on and plenty of Vaseline.

Bend over, please.

Valyn said...

LMAO Cuss!!! ;-) Give it to him good, but without the vaseline please?

Valyn said...

He's back at youtube, sending me his stupid private messages.

From: NickolausPacione [videos (22) | favorites (28) | friends (10)]


Sent: April 27, 2008
Subject: AIDS INFESTED PISS BLOGGER!
Message: Fuck off with your little piss blogging.



He's on this piss blogging kick, what are his blogs? SHIT blogs? JESUS CHRIST.

I'm REALLY not feeling well today, it's one of those bad days for me. I have a show to do at freakin' 2:00pm and I am SO not in the mood for his crap. Ahh well, so it goes, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Well now we know who was behind the book burning videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcLhcxi_fM

cussedness said...

I have referred to his and philbin's writing as 'purple piss prose' and then I changed it to purple piss writing so I could call it 2P.

cussedness said...

you're right, Valyn. No vaseline for Nicky.

Anonymous said...

holyshit

that video above I was already laughing but at the very end I think I peed a little!

plus nickys is the only comment on there

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFcLhcxi_fM#GU5U2spHI_4

Anonymous said...

That video is amazing. But in his latest video, which is a year old and sadly he looks thinner and younger there, in the description he says that someone did an unauthorized trailer for his book with Alice Cooper music. Um is he refering to that latest "Truth Behind The Review" video? Because that is "Disco Inferno" by The Trampps.

Anonymous said...

ew look at his new video
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=33150919

honestly, he looks like he has AIDS

therustynail said...

Try here for the MySpace one, but you have to be logged into MySpace to view it.

cussedness said...

http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2008/04/finally-some-progress.html

He's getting an innocent shut down at myspace, wrongly accussing them of being our Rusty Nayle.

He never bothers to investigate.

Mike Brendan said...

That's because he's a bonafide moron.

Anonymous said...

Um, he is giving a classmate advice on writing? The first thing that comes to my mind is very un pc but if it's a classmate of Nicky's, wouldn't that make him "special" since Nicky freely admits he was in special ed? And how can he give advice when so far he has failed at everything there is, including life?

Phil Smith said...

"I am a bit of a renaisance man" That much at least is true. He writes as well as he talks as well as he draws. You name it, he'll try it and be utter shit at it.

Lake Fossil Press said...

It was the left earlobe asshole.

Anonymous said...

Cussedness: No vaseline but plenty of Heet. I think that will make him screech--if not exactly with delight.

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