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Friday, November 6, 2009

"AWESOME SHARKS" or "CAREER GOAL: Work with robots"

I couldn't get a hold of the person that usually does my graphics for me for this, so in case my feeble attempts make this hard to read, I will post below what this half page says.
Nick Pacione

HOMEROOM: Mrs. Nierswicki

CAREER GOAL: Work with robots

THE THING I LIKED BEST ABOUT HALL SCHOOL was the Spring Program

FAVORITE TEACHER: Mrs. Divine

WHEN HE GRADUATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL, HIS CLASSMATES THINK HE WILL still draw awesome sharks.
To be fair, the "HALL SCHOOL" can't be blamed on Nicky as that typo wasn't just on his bio page.

I originally planned on just posting this pic with no text because it speaks for itself, but I have to post to ask: Did anyone else think of Napoleon Dynamite when they saw him drawing "awesome sharks"? I'm sure none of the thousands of people that read his account of him in high school (or the two people that actually paid to read "An Eye In Shadows") would have compared him to Napoleon after reading his account of his time there, but that movie is all I can think of when I see this. Little did they know he'd transend beyond drawing sharks in an awesome manor and instead, write about them as ghosts.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

"... have lied about graduating from High School"

Anonymous said...

I must be slow, because I thought the drawing was off a guy playing a guitar. I finally forced my eyes to see the "awesome shark" - and I choose to still see the guitar instead.

Rusty said...

I had to force myself to see the horizontal element near his crotch as part of the guitar. *bad Rusty, bad*

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