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Monday, February 22, 2010

Nicky - Ghost Hunter

Continuing my point (well not my point, someone else made it in the comments section of RN about a week ago and it made a lot of sense to me) about Nicky getting things stuck in his short term memory and becomes unable to talk about anything else, lately Nicky has been obsessed with the apartment he stayed at a few years ago. Yes he tried to say it was haunted because it was across the street from a famous cemetery and a lot of other corny posuer crap, but this is the first I ever heard that he and/or Michelle used actual electronic equipment to search for ghosts in their apartment.
Nickolaus Pacione You guys should check out http://www.withersin.com because they take the true paranormal stories between 2000-3000 words -- check out the Birth Issue for one about my apartment at the time. We picked up an EVP and a spectral body in middle of the dining room.
Me personally, I have a hard time believing that. Why? Because he's the most chickenshit person I've ever met. Everything scares him. He had to go to therapy because the ex-roomie in question said he needed brain surgery. He needed to go into therapy because that comment gave him nightmares. His nightmare journals dating back to 1999 detail his bad dreams over the smallest shit.

In other words, had they really suspected there was a ghost in their apartment, Nicky would have pulled a "Shaggy" and scrambled out of that place never to return. He made it up to sell more crap.

15 comments:

therustynail said...

Here's the link to the page with Nicky's comments over at MySpace. He can't even spell "Rey" correctly.

therustynail said...

I meant to leave that comment on the previous entry. Must have clicked on the wrong comment link. D'oh.

autoaim.cfg said...

I still can't get over the fact that he OWNS ONE HUNDRED BOOKS! he he he he

Anonymous said...

Even getting rid of a bunch of books on paperback swap I myself own over 100 books.

But how many of those 100 books has Nicky READ?

Anonymous said...

That last comment was from me sorry I forgot to add my name =)

Melany said...

Errr Me as in Melany. Browser doing weird stuff.

therustynail said...

Nicky also freaked when people figured out the address of the apartment, after making no secret about it being across the street from Resurrection Cemetery on Archer Rd. in Justice, IL, and writing a story called "Apt. #2W."

Jenny said...

I've read his Apt 2W story. Nothing much happens in it (as usual). I think a light bulb burns out and once, while half asleep, he thinks he hears someone calling his name. He thinks it's paranormal. Meh.

Lewis said...

Not very scary story then, I mean I once heard a voice call me Tsepes while I was half asleep. So clearly I should follow in Nicky's footsteps and write a horror story about how I am the reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler full of spooky events and culminating in my death by impaling and a promise that I will live again to claim my vengeance.

Though that's not really a Nicky story is it? To capture that Pacione magic I'd need to just ramble on about the incredibly dark and scary dark dreams it was giving me while promising undeniable, dark proof for five dark pages without actually describing anything. And then I'd reveal that my evidence is that I don't like Turkish Delight.

therustynail said...

"I'd need to just ramble on about the incredibly dark and scary dark dreams . . ."

I'd need to just ramble on about the indescribably dark and scary dark dreams . . .

Fixed it for you.

ExposeTheTard said...

You guys complain about having to read his drivel yet you weren't there for the REALLY bad years. He was obsessed with his dreams and had multiple accounts just to post them.

See, he was always "sick", so he'd get hopped up on various flu meds, then he'd pass out and have dreams. Three things though: 1) The narration was always "From that" and "Of this which" and "From these" starting every sentence, nothing happened in his dreams either, just people in gothy situations rambling on about crap, and finally, I have a hard time believing the characters in his dreams spoke the way he claims they did. They always said profound shit when in reality he was probably naked in the dream running like a son-of-a-bitch to get away from teh scaries.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Nicky is just too funny. I remember reading somewhere (of course can't remember where I read it, it might have been on LiveJournal) that Nicky was at some show and he got freaked out by fire. Nicky was running around in circles or something like that whenever he saw fire. I wish I could find where I saw that and someone could send it to him. LOL!

Jenny said...

ETT, that sounds exactly like "Apt 2W". Nicky gets sick or can't sleep or something, takes a bunch of meds, almost falls asleep, then thinks he hears things. But drug-induced hallucination does not equal ghost.

ExposeTheTard said...

Anonymous: He was trying to impress a girl and sell a book when a band came on stage that had pyrotechnics. He started freaking out, pacing, grumbling, randomly shouting at the fire, etc. The person whose gf he was failing at hitting on said it was obvious Nicky did not like fire.

Jenny: I've only read two stories of his where something actually happened: The one where he gets stabbed in the neck (LOL) and the one that took place in prison and the inmates practiced "tossing salad" (analingus) on each other.

Nickolaus Pacione said...

Light bulb exploded. It didn't go out. If you read that story carefully -- the EVP picked up on the old speakers from the television set. You assholes are stalking my friends -- and you have no right going fishing for the novel AVARICE online. You're not going to find it so quit searching. By the way, thanx for finding that coal city article since it will go back where it belongs. On my website.

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