You expect too much of this evil midget.
"I don't like when my relatives are bugging me when I am in the middle of editing the magazine."
"...They want me to give up on the macabre, and write things more in tune with the guy who wrote The Cat In The Hat - children's stories. yeah right! I will leave that to a former classmate to do because he told me he wanted to do children's books. I would rather leave the reader long unnerved and scared long after they read the story. As much as a I love my family. They have to understand that I will write explicit dark fiction and non-fiction until the day I die; I will keep publishing it too as long as I am able to."
- Nickolaus Pacione, Ethereal Gazette Issue Ten
Now complain some more about not having a decent internet and having to use the library's again, schmuck.