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Monday, November 24, 2008

Blood Signed Book or Photography By Ray Charles

Here it is.
I am still looking for the pages he posted this on in my N: drive, but for now, here is his horrible picture of his book signed in his own blood. Note: This is the same guy who advertises himself as a photographer for hire in his anthologies, the same one that took this blurry pic with bad lighting.

This was brought up from my last entry that had his pathetic interview with a local paper where the interviewer's snarky mockery of Nicky was missed by Nicky completely.

Below is how it started with only the relevant parts pertaining to his "signing".
Jamie said...

Autographing his work in his own blood? WTF? Is that common among horror writers?

November 22, 2008 1:09 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You remember Nick bitching and crying about Eric Enck?? Well, Enck really *has* signed his books in blood -- and I find it interesting that Nick claims to have done the same thing...only AFTER knowing that Enck used to do it.
Imitation (or in Nick's case, LYING) may be a form of flattery to others. I see it as just another piece of his cyber-stalking puzzle.

November 23, 2008 12:25 AM

Anonymous Nickolaus Pacione said...

You fucks saying that I am copying enck you are fucking liars there. I did sign a book in blood back in 2005.

I had predated Enck there. He wasn't even published yet when he claimed that when I was published for a year. I guess you all been doing way too many drugs, especially 40 Foot Cockroach, who hasn't seen his Linda for a number of years.

I am guessing he was fucking about five women on the side so Linda had enough and left him. He doesn't like how he cries himself to sleep. His own mother hates him.

November 23, 2008 11:28 AM

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Anonymous Nickolaus Pacione said...

You fucks saying that I am copying enck you are fucking liars there. I did sign a book in blood back in 2005.

I had predated Enck there. He wasn't even published yet when he claimed that when I was published for a year.

November 23, 2008 11:28 AM

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Blogger Lewis said...

Eric Enck's first book "Tell Me Your Name" was released in 2004 Nicky. A year before you signed your book in "blood" and I'd be willing to bet he signed a couple of copies of his first book in his own blood, he strikes me as that kind of fellow.

Trying to fight with Mr Ant again? You should know how that ends by now dumpling, badly for you.

November 23, 2008 12:55 PM

ETT Note: Lewis is right.

I've used red boxes to block out my computer's folder drive names, but below is the properties for the above picture. It's dated June of 2005.And of course, my recollection of those events.
ExposeTheTard said...

Regarding Nicky's signing a book with his own blood...

Sounds badass, right? You can imagine someone cutting themselves and pouring their blood into an inkwell?

Well it's not that cool.

In a rare moment, Nicky was shaving. Not doing it the right way from lack of practice, Nicky accidentally cut open one of his zits. Gross I know.

He used the chance to "sign a book in blood" by taking a toothpick and rubbing the blood off his zit wound then onto the page of a book. We have a pic of that if anyone is interested.

That is the truth, it was zit blood and a very small amount. Of course he tried jacking up the price of the book he smeared his zit juice on and tried selling it, but no one wanted it. If Nicky were to slit is own throat to sign a book I'd pay for one in advance. ;)

The other truth about Nicky, is that he was inspired by Enck to do so. I believe his own words, which I will find in my files, said that he gashed himself while shaving on a zit and got the idea from Eric. He said that himself.

Which isn't surprising since Nicky is a plagiarizer with no original ideas or writing style. Oh the irony that a guy who loathes people stealing from him is in fact the worst of them all when it comes to theivery.

November 23, 2008 1:50 PM

LIAR LIAR, NIKKI!

Sorry, Nikki, but any moron can search Amazon and see Eric's first book -the one he has signed in blood for people- came out early 2005. Meaning he sold REAL COPIES to REAL ,PEOPLE, in a REAL BOOKSTORE after being published by a REAL PUBLISHER-- and he did sign it in REAL BLOOD. I know; I have a copy!!

You not only do NOT predate him, but you are lying in the first place when you say you sign in blood. PROVE THAT YOU EVER DID IT... especially when you *faint at the sight of real blood.**

November 23, 2008 3:34 PM

If anonymous or anyone else has a link they could give me where Enck's signing complete with proof he sold his book with his own blood autograph, I will include it in this post. Meanwhile, I will continue to sift through my gigs of Pacione garbage and see if I can find what he wrote about it.



6 comments:

50 Foot Ant said...

My 11 year old daughter takes better pictures with her Barbie Digital Camera than Fat Horse took with his camera. He really should consider a new career, like fluff-boy for gay bondage films.

Melany said...

I get a kick out of his "I, Photographer" AC article with the badly out of focus picture of a pigeon. I mean...how hard is it to take a IN FOCUS picture of something that isn't even moving?

I'm not going to pretend I'm a professional photographer, but most of my pictures are in focus and better composed than his crap. Hell my coworker takes better pics with his cheapo Bratz digital camera that if the room isn't lit up like an airport runway the pics aren't very good. (He bought it just to take to a convention so he wouldn't care if he lost it or whatever)

JupiterPluvius said...

He really should consider a new career, like fluff-boy for gay bondage films.

Pacione is the anti-fluff. He's an automatic penis-flattener (and vagina-clencher). Whatever the opposite of sex appeal is, he has it. He's a human chastity belt.

Anonymous said...

I don't squick easily but . . . zit-blood, eeew . . .

Bluey said...

'fraid Jupiter's nailed it there, Ant. You'd expect a fluffer to at least shower once in a while, keep his nails in good order, that sort of thing. There isn't a paraphilia on this earth that could accommodate Nicky.

Not even John Holmes, were he alive today, would be able to keep wood if Nickypoo were a fluffer.

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