Never has the word "Shit" been so apt.
We all saw it, and it was horrible, even for Nicky.
No story whatsoever, lots of references to himself and his foes, a 9/11 reference in case you forgot Nicky's victim complex, and a reference that Nicky was gunned down for supporting minorities.
It's as hilarious as it is stupid.
But after everyone read it, and subsequently laughed at it, Nicky, who doesn't grasp reality like other humans do,
still plans on releasing it!
Note to Nicky: It's horrible! Many read it, not one person had anything good to say about it. Your best bet is to let it die, delete any word processing programs on your computer, bathe, then find something productive to do with your life. Try making little versions of the Sears Tower out of pipe cleaners to sell to tourists, or contract yourself out to shampoo companies so that they can test their latest products on your itchy facial hair. ANYTHING but writing.
You seriously have no idea how bad you suck. Sure family members, friends, and people hoping to get into your "publications" praise you shit, but I am positive that 99% of them are lying. Lying to be kind and not hurt your feelings. Not that all of those people telling you that you suck would stop you.
Seriously Nicky, SHITSTORM didn't piss anyone off, it didn't expose any of your foes, it did manage to get people to pity you, your main goal these days, but not because of the horrors you write that you endured. They pity you because they read SHITSTORM and feel bad that your brain is obviously damaged.
I'll let you have the pipe cleaner tourist thing for free. As long as it keeps you too occupied to type anymore.
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