"the motherfucking bio" or "incest"

So you want to know a little about the sick motherfucker behind the page?

Here's the is my fucking asl for you fucks on AOL who get off on that, so on with the motherfucking bio:

Date of Birth: 08/03/76

Age: Do the fucking math, fucktard.

Sign: I am a fucking leo, lets leave it at that

Sex: male

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 170# (I sometimes get to 180 pounds at times, I flutter between 170-180)

Eyes: brown

Hair: I have natural black hair, and the top is past my chin

Blood type: A postive

Shoe size: 10½

Waist: 31" (wear a 30 or 32 if I could get a pair of jeans in my size.)

Inseam: 34"

Heritage: Italian

Marital status: Single

Children: Had one ***, but had to place *** up for adoption

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (ha!)


Place of residence: Morris, IL

Place of birth: Elk Grove Village , IL

Occupation: writer, webmaster

Goth code: I sincerely don't think so

Religion: non-practicing Christian

Food: Omnivore

Alcohol: Snakebite, Beer and Whiskey

Cigarettes: Newports, but I don't smoke as often as when I was younger


Musical tastes: Black Sabbath, Morbid Angel, Savatage, TOOL, Merciful Fate, Megadeth, From Angels To Ashes, ICP (shut the fuck up) some Cruxshadows but mainly I listen to thrash and industrial metal. I have been listening to a band from Illinois called Alone, befriended the vocalist and drummer of the band, and part of their promotion crew. I did listen to Metallica before they turned into pricks but the band that I had listened to all along was Pantera and Voivod. Basically anything with the sonic guitars and intellegent and deeply written lyrics.

Inspired me to become a writer: It would have to be the writings of H.P. Lovcraft, more so than any other writer out there. I had grown up watching horror films and read many books on gothic folklore (witches, werewolves, and urban myths.)

humor: I have a very sick and warped sense of humor -- especially when it comes to anti-homosexual jokes, necrophilia, self-mutilation,and insest. Some say I have a humor that is on the lines of Insane Clown Posse -- I like the humor to them though. Nothing like the sick humor of the midwest. I like to combine all three or elements of them when it comes to making sick jokes in chatrooms. This is what Robert Bloch did -- wrote a story that reads like an extended sick joke.

What drawn me to the gothic? It would be the writings of the gothic which had drawn me to it. I am not one who frequent clubs on a regular basis -- used to when I was 19-21 years old but I would go to a club if Rinat is doing a show or trying to meet up with someone online. I fell into the gothic as a metalhead -- a crossover as a writer, sometimes will go goth dancing but I rather be in a mosh pit. Gothic is in the philosophy and beyond wearing the make up -- I wear the black though but it is influenced more by Biohazard, Black Sabbath, and Slayer than Cruxshadows because I don't do the moose abuse or hair spray. The band that ultimately lead me to the gothic was a Christian band, Sacred Warrior, and Black Sabbath.

Is there anything I have missed? Ask me at nickolauspacione@bloodmoon.every1.net