This is Roselle Public Library.
Why is it on this page, you ask? Because that is where Nicky plans on donating his books.
Do you have a problem with his crap being in a public library? I thought you would! So
| Roselle Public Library http://www.roselle.lib.il.us/ | ||
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| 40 S. Park Street Roselle, Illinois 60172 phone (630)529-164 | ||
Lisa Poignant, Executive Director
If you contact them to warn them about putting Nicky in their collect, please be polite, and always link them to sites where Nicky's own words speak volumes. You'd be surprised how much showing people the Encyclopedia Dramatica page on him coupled with a few others completely and utterly makes them swear off whatever plans they had with him.
Now, because I am supposed to show you stuff from the past and promised this in particular, and because the title of the following piece is the title of this entry, this is an article his local paper wrote about him.
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The Jesse James of horror? BWAH-HA-HA! Yeah, right, more like the Erkul of horror.
You really don't have a life. I guess you and The Rusty Nail are one in the same here. You're going around harassing my hometown you douche. Don't fuck with my hometown.
Is that a challenge I hear, Nicky?
They don't have a life...that's highly amusing coming from someone who lives in a basement, never bathes, and never gets out because he's too busy writing really bad crap 24/7 on his computer.
I don't think they're harassing your home town by posting a newspaper article from the local paper snugglebunny. In fact the writer seemed almost uncomfortable to be writing that interview, was your B.O. particularly bad that day?
"Don't fuck with my hometown!" Wah wah wah. Why do I hear that being said in the voice of Goofy's gay cousin busy ramming himself in the ass with a newspaper?
Nick, you're a joke. A bad smelling filthy joke that has gone way to long.
Speaking of someone with bad B.O. I guess Lewis you shouldn't be talking about yourself like that -- the true douchebags of the web turn out to be the SomethingAwful.com goons.
Nicky not even at their worst can the Something Awful goons approach your level, their innate humanity keeps getting in the way. You on the other hand don't suffer from such a burden, enabling you to take your asshole nature and refine it with your terrible sentence structure to the point where it's almost become an art form in itself.
I'm sure you'll be glad to know that I've started work on my Spectral Exile and next up I have a little story set in a haunted movie theatre.
I guess that makes Nicky a SA goon because when it comes to douchebags he's right at the top of the list.
I love how Nicky chose a photo of himself that practically screams "I AM A DEMENTED RETARD!"
If this were anyone other than Nicky, I'd oppose people itercepting a legal method of income. But it's Nicky! <3
Autographing his work in his own blood? WTF? Is that common among horror writers?
"Served a stint in the military" HA HA HA
A nanostint, maybe.
Also, where the FUCK did the whole "I was stabbed by someone who wanted to silence my writing" nonsense come from? Peaches hadn't even started "publishing" his "writing" at that point.
That reporter is the only person on Earth dumber than Peaches. But at least he can spell (and smell) better than Nikki.
I'm guessing it was just an insignificant piece to fill up space in what was a slow week for a small local paper. They probably never bothered to do any proper fact checking and the writer most likely jokes about the time he met the sad, deluded, parcel of flesh that is our Nicky, that is if he remembers him at all.
Nick, Nick, Nick. You really have no need to be so angry! I've been posting money making tips just for you for the past two weeks! Why don't you just stop for a moment, take a deep breath, and once you're recovered from that particular exertion, take a few minutes to count your money?
Yes! This is the Coal City Courant article I wish I had snagged when Nickypoo first proudly posted it. He took it down as soon as people pointed out how snarky the reporter was being.
In case anyone was wondering, the Courant is a weekly paper that has even lower circulation than the Morris Herald, or as Nicky call it, the Herold.
I love how his picture looks like a 5 year old trying to be scary. Fucked up thing, is you can tell how scuzzy his teeth are even in the black and white photo.
You remember Nick bitching and crying about Eric Enck?? Well, Enck really *has* signed his books in blood -- and I find it interesting that Nick claims to have done the same thing...only AFTER knowing that Enck used to do it.
Imitation (or in Nick's case, LYING) may be a form of flattery to others. I see it as just another piece of his cyber-stalking puzzle.
I also love how he won't respond to Ant..hehehe... instead, he tries to attack Lewis. Oh, and Ant? Nick has bragged about his IQ being 76 before it magically went up to 98. I'd suggest using his original claim in any reference you make to him.
I too saw the 76 IQ thing back in the day when Nicky thought 100 was exceptional. So, yeah, he's lying about the 98. He only started using that when we all started pointing out how the IQ system really works.
He views me as the weaker target, failing to realise I simply have different strengths from Mr Ant, one of which is my relative anonymity online.
This is the first time in 8 years of surfing that I've used my first name and a picture of myself. Even Googling my full name, which Nicky doesn't have, fails to turn up any relevant info. I don't have a Bebo, Facebook, or Myspace, and I've never been on Friends Reunited, I'm more or less a ghost. My I.P. address is apparently in London as well which is over 300 miles south from where I live. The only email address he has is one I gave him, that I made just for him as well, so all his regular harassment tactics fail. The only things he can resort to are petty insults and wordplay, an area in which Nick the Prick is most definitely lacking.
Lewis, those are all common sense precautions one should take on the Internet. It just kills me when Nicky whines about "fake" names and pictures when he can't even take sensible measures to protect his own identity :)
I don't think Mr. "Jason Trotter" should be complaining about fake names.
You fucks saying that I am copying enck you are fucking liars there. I did sign a book in blood back in 2005.
I had predated Enck there. He wasn't even published yet when he claimed that when I was published for a year. I guess you all been doing way too many drugs, especially 40 Foot Cockroach, who hasn't seen his Linda for a number of years.
I am guessing he was fucking about five women on the side so Linda had enough and left him. He doesn't like how he cries himself to sleep. His own mother hates him.
JFYI, putting "I am guessing" in front of wild accusations doesn't make them true.
It's just sad that he rips off ideas from anyone and everyone and then blames them for his lack of imagination.
Poor Nicky...you just can't stand that everyone but you is having sex can you? When was the last time you had intimate relations with anything but your hand Nicky boy?
Eric Enck's first book "Tell Me Your Name" was released in 2004 Nicky. A year before you signed your book in "blood" and I'd be willing to bet he signed a couple of copies of his first book in his own blood, he strikes me as that kind of fellow.
Trying to fight with Mr Ant again? You should know how that ends by now dumpling, badly for you.
Not true! Nicky has a restraining order from his hand now.
I'm impressed by that Bluey. Madam Palm and her five daughters are said to be amongst the most forgiving sex partners a man can ever know, especially if you cross them with silver.
KISS did it before Nicky, which is probably where he got the idea. It doesn't exactly make him special.
Oh, and Fat Horse, you might want to shut your mouth about Linda, since it's something you don't know about, and all you're doing is making yourself look like an asshole.
Regarding Nicky's signing a book with his own blood...
Sounds badass, right? You can imagine someone cutting themselves and pouring their blood into an inkwell?
Well it's not that cool.
In a rare moment, Nicky was shaving. Not doing it the right way from lack of practice, Nicky accidentally cut open one of his zits. Gross I know.
He used the chance to "sign a book in blood" by taking a toothpick and rubbing the blood off his zit wound then onto the page of a book. We have a pic of that if anyone is interested.
That is the truth, it was zit blood and a very small amount. Of course he tried jacking up the price of the book he smeared his zit juice on and tried selling it, but no one wanted it. If Nicky were to slit is own throat to sign a book I'd pay for one in advance. ;)
The other truth about Nicky, is that he was inspired by Enck to do so. I believe his own words, which I will find in my files, said that he gashed himself while shaving on a zit and got the idea from Eric. He said that himself.
Which isn't surprising since Nicky is a plagiarizer with no original ideas or writing style. Oh the irony that a guy who loathes people stealing from him is in fact the worst of them all when it comes to theivery.
Ew. I gagged.
Expose: that is just nasty. And probably true.
Ant: Kiss did comic book ink. It was their blood mixed with ink, not pure blood on paper.
Blue: How's he gonna get laid now????
LIAR LIAR, NIKKI!
Sorry, Nikki, but any moron can search Amazon and see Eric's first book -the one he has signed in blood for people- came out early 2005. Meaning he sold REAL COPIES to REAL ,PEOPLE, in a REAL BOOKSTORE after being published by a REAL PUBLISHER-- and he did sign it in REAL BLOOD. I know; I have a copy!!
You not only do NOT predate him, but you are lying in the first place when you say you sign in blood. PROVE THAT YOU EVER DID IT... especially when you *faint at the sight of real blood.**
Nickotard's never had an original idea in his entire life. Every story he's ever written that has any semblance whatsoever of a plot is either a fanfic, or a masturbatory revenge fantasy. He's 32, and still using insults he probably first heard in grade school or junior high.
"or a masturbatory revenge fantasy."
Yes. Not only that, but the five or so he has written are usually him appearing as a ghost after being martyred, the last slash-fic he wrote had him being assasinated for publishing minorities, and he never really does anything. He appears as a ghost, described looking cooler and scarier than he ever will, and cries to the offender until they go crazy then go to hell. Only Nicky thinks a person should burn for eternity for reading his shit. And in the one Macey wrote, it ended up that one of the people that went to hell was gay for Satan, making Nicky the publisher of gay erotica.
Oh wait there was FUCKBEATER where he was a journalist - hahahaha - and a coworker threw Nicky's papers in an open grave, and Nicky ended up killing him and saving people.
Between those stories, his blogspot, wordpress, myspace, facebook, and AC are all filled with him whining and crying that people are mean to him. He doesn't know it yet but one of his longtime authors is tired of that and won't be submitting anymore stories to Nicky, but to stay out of his wrath path they are going to make excuses as to why they can't anymore.
"He doesn't like how he cries himself to sleep."
And Fat Horse even gets this little tidbit about my past wrong.
I cry IN my sleep, Nicky, not cry myself TO sleep. Get it right, you 78 IQ troglodyte.
Besides, as anyone who isn't a basement dwelling pussy like you, crying in your sleep when you relive something horrible doesn't make you any less of a man.
Being a misogynistic homophobic illiterate bullying manchild make you less of a man.
Just ask: Who's more of a man? Someone who sometimes cries in his sleep reliving a horrific event? Or someone who bullies people then cries that they are only picking on him because he is disabled, then tries bullying people some more.
I guarantee, Nicky, you won't like the answer.
(Oopsies... let's try this again)
Hey Ant...
If you need or want me to do anything, let me know.
For a creature who claims to be "mentally ill" and suffers from "nightmares beyond description," Nick sure has no problems calling me a Freak (he's just jealous of my REAL mental issues.) Nor does it bother him to make fun of everyone who shows emotion- even though we all know he cries himself to sleep every night, whilst sucking his thumb.
Oh, and since you read this, Nick, try looking up "Pavor Nocturnus" -- not only will you find the definition of one more of my diagnoses, but you'll probably find a story by the same name - which *I* wrote and was paid quit well for. You see, most horror writers use their nightmares in their fiction -- it's just that YOU suck at it, and your "nightmares" are as scary as your voice is.
I like the way he says he wears his hair long because of his scar, and yet shows it to everyone and talks about it constantly, completely unbidden.
He has to explain about the hair or you might thing he has teh gay.
Each time I see this shit, it's pisses me off. It shows you really have a life, so you invade on mine. Have you looked on nickyrantings.blogspot.com, look at this fucken blog a good long time, and a good chance that you will be shut down too. As far as the sucking thumb at night remark, that's total bullshit.
Disco Justice, what the fuck is that fag doing here. All of you are goat bastards, fucking herd mentality. All the psychology here that that will gang up on someone a message board or a blog. Yes all of you are swin going off the clive.
You haven't succeeded yet. Of course, you haven't learned how to spell either.
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