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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Wannabe Author Goes After A Real Author

Today I had the honor of having Mr Ray Garton visit this site and left a very interesting message about Nicky, who has chosen to harass him once again.

Blogger RayGarton said...

My name is Ray Garton, and I'm a writer. It's what I do. I've got over fifty books to my credit, three of which are in the works as movies (shameless plug -- my new novel RAVENOUS is in stores now). I do not know Nick Pacione, I've never met him. But I'm a professional writer with some success, a fan base, and I've been published by real, actual publishers -- which, in Nicky's world, makes me The Enemy. Some years ago, I took a lot of abuse and harassment from Nicky, but I hadn't thought of him in years -- until, out of the blue, he messaged me on Yuku today. In fact, I've received a series of messages from him this afternoon. Here is a sampling of these badly written hate notes. This was the first message that came for no apparent reason whatsoever:

"Why I don't like you and you went out of your way to discredit everything I've done. I would find humor in someone vandalizing your care. I would never read your work even if someone was to pay me $100. I would rather see you go broke Garton. I've sold my work to a few legitimate small press mags and you still say I got negative talent, FUCK YOU."

I don't have a clue what the hell he's talking about. As usual. Here are some of his greatest hits from the other messages:

"I would rather do one thing to your books :light match and toss on manuscripts.: Fucker. I got the talent to get published on Specficworld.com asshole. I hope you die from what ever you got because I will piss on your grave."

"You would rather pirate the damn crap bitch. What kind of example are you providing to your daughters by bullying around a writer who sold to semi-pro. My newer works are by far better than anything you wrote with your third degree burned hands mother fucker. Let me ask this much -- did you think people burning my books were funny, if you did then you're a fucking nazi."

Frankly, I had no idea anyone was burning Nicky's ramblings. I say more power to them.

Ray, the videos in question are

And I for one find them hilarious. I laugh everytime I see them. When I need cheered up I watch them, or the parodies of them

You as an author might not find them funny, but he is a monster and not an author and technically those aren't books they are vanity press projects written by a plagiarizer.

Here is the rest of Ray's message.

And still more:

"You know you pissed on my name one too many times bitch. What if someone was to give your daughter a copy of House of Spiders 3 or Tabloid Purposes IV and they liked the book including the story Passenger? What would you do if your daughters were fans of Nickolaus Pacione. They asked you to buy them books of mine would you? or would you go as far to fuck my sales over?"

By the way, I have no daughters, no children at all. Apparently Nicky enjoys dragging even *non-existent* children into his battles. And more:

"Fuck off you book burning sack of shit. I hope you get AIDS yet. My work doesn't suck you bastard, just doesn't use sex to get a crowd. you will never last in this business because you CAN'T write without sex."

"You better hope I don't meet you in person for that remark. I will personally beat your ass. Your career for mine. I beat your ass you will stop with the slandering of my work. If you beat mine I will not crossover into film making."

"Beating you up will be more than a pleasure. Who knows it would be good publicity for me."

"So you're willing to stifle every credit I have to get there. You don't deserve the grand master thing asshole, you get paid for beating off fan fiction of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I got published on my terms and working my way up the ladder. Anne Rice actually gave me her full blessing with my own works. You're going to diss me when she actually gave me her blessing with Tabloid Purposes IV? Your career is going up in smoke with this man. I know enough just don't care to write about it.
I know my craft well enough Garton to realize not to be an asshole like you. Stifle me -- watch you fall like the rest. You're going to be a casuality."

God, I'd LOVE to stifle him -- if only I knew how! And more:

"You use your money to stifle an author who is well on his way to get up there, and knowing that you go around smoking your crack and snorting your coke, and a few fucks on the side to cheat on your wife. The way you act around me it's like I just got done fucking your wife."

So, now I'm spending all my money to end Nicky's sparkling career. HA!

"You deserve every abusive comment goddamned fat fuck. At least I get paid for not masterbating on Buffy The Vampire Slayer."

"Fuck off loser. You're going to make it worst for you to get readers in Chicago."

Ah, yes, we must all tremble at Nicky's enormous influence in the city of Chicago. Yeah, right.

I went searching for Nicky on the Internet to see if he'd posted anything slanderous about me anywhere, and I found this wonderful site. Whoever's responsible for it, thank you. I thought you'd enjoy these messages from Little Nicky.

Ray Garton
Thank you Ray for posting that and for writing Live Girls, one of my favorites. :)

I am sorry that he mentioned your children he apparently didn't learn his lesson this week when I reposted his own words documenting that he himself is a horrible parent. This will not go unpunished.


Mark said...

Live Girls is a classic. Ray deserves better than to be subjected to the pathetic spaz-fests of this demented cretin.

cussedness said...

Ray is a fine person and a fine writer.

Peaches is dirty, stupid, mean, nasty, and can't write his way out of a wet paper condum

Anonymous said...

That's pretty fucking bizarre, even by Nicky's standards. Was he drunk?

Mike Brendan said...

Cussedness, you imply that he could get into a wet paper condom in the first place...

Anonymous said...

Nicky has officially lost it

Anonymous said...

"Nicky has officially lost it

lol that video is hilarious! he's crazy

RayGarton said...

Thanks for the kind words, everyone. I appreciate it.

Little Nicky is, of course, batshit-crazy. I fear that someday we'll see him in the news, after he's finally lost the last marble rattling around in his empty head and does harm to someone. It will most likely be someone defenseless, like a child or an old woman -- somehow, I just don't see Nicky having the balls to go up against someone his own size, someone who might be able to hurt him ... or someone who might actually make eye contact with the crazy fucker. I'm afraid Nicky is a Bad Thing waiting to happen. I just hope he doesn't happen TO anyone.


Anonymous said...

I'm going to buy Ray Garton's books now that I know Nicky hates him.

Hey ETT you should post this video on your page too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv6KxDRCD3M

cussedness said...

I own several Ray Garton books. I bought them after I started a raging thread at HWA comparing all the squabbles to a bunch of little league teams. Ray was visiting HWA at the time and posted a comment to the thread that was extremely gentle, but had my cheeks burning in no time.

RayGarton said...

After a couple of days of silence, I received yet another message from Little Nicky:
You're forgetting something -- I am armed with a video camera and just a few documentaries, and I will really fuck your world up. Just ask them the right questions.

"Are you aware that Ray Garton supports burning of books?"

"Do you know he supports piracy of small press titles and fans of his make his rivals books available for free, he also stifles authors and small press editors of submissions too."
How can I forget something I didn't know, hadn't thought about at any point, and about which I don't give a damn? I have no idea how I managed to get involved in the burning of Nicky's books. Not that I have anything AGAINST it -- it's just that I knew nothing about it until he ranted about it in his messages to me.


Poppy said...

Nikki gets paid for not masturbating on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"? You mean Joss Whedon actually pays him not to write "Buffy" fanfic?

... Hmmm, you know, that's almost plausible. If I had a multimillion-dollar, critically acclaimed concern, I might actually pay Nikki not to write about it.

Anonymous said...

Hi ETT. I have been reading your site ever since my friend told me about his "batshit crazy buddy" and I did a search for him on the net. He told me another friend of his burned one of Nick's books because they saw it online and though it was funny. I knew a mutual friend of ours that had some of his books and asked if they had any they'd part with, turns out they did and had already given one to the mutual friend to burn so I got that Tabloid Purposes and burned it.

Anyway, Nick is pissed as you can see, and he has been leaving me some hilarious messages.

here's a suggestion here's a suggestion
take a rainbow flag and wrap it arouind your ass then light the fucking thing on fire.

So he thought I was gay and told me to wrap myself in the gay flag and burn it, because he hates homos.

Here is the next one.

Re: Re: here's a suggestion Re: Re: here's a suggestion
You are all behind the book burnings of my books but I got the royality for the Gazette either way so you think that will hurt me -- I already got the money. You wasted $11 on a book and if you didn't like the book why did you go around buying the book? Setting fire to it on a public level as that, just to prove a point.

I am a legit publisher and now a legit editor. You're going around stifling the authors in the magazine why because you have a hatred for me. You burned a book with an African American author in it, and you what that means -- I can report you to the AACP.

Might as well wrap a sin flag around youself and light that on fire. I am thinking they all point back to you and some of your friends because one of your friends bought six copies of a book, and now I know why you're doing it just to see if you can get me to close my company well it isn't happening.

You asshols go around impersonating me and trying to mislead people about my company by creating a fake version of LAKE FOSSIL PRESS.

You can eat shit and kill yourself.

So now he is telling me one of the people in the book I burned was black, therefore he is going to get the "AACP" on me. I alway thought it was the NAACP. I like how he calls me a bigot then bashes gays again.

Here is the last one

: Re: here's a suggestion Re: Re: here's a suggestion
asshole, my suggestion still stands take a gasoline soaked rainbow flag wrap it around your ass and light it on fire. An African American author is featured in issue five and an african american author did the introduction for Tabloid Purposes IV. I know the book burners are all one person creating more than one account.

Piss on you mother fucker. What you assholes are doing is a fucking hate crime no matter how you're looking at it. Tabloid Purposes is a real anthology no matter how one looks at it. When you light that rainbow flag on your ass be sure to load that up on youtube.com for the whole world to see.

So he says it again yet makes another biggoted remark towards gays.

I am not any of those other burners and I don't know anything about that Lake Fossil account he accused me of making I just think it's funny he says I am commiting a hate crime while he is obviously prejiduced against gays.

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