And I for one find them hilarious. I laugh everytime I see them. When I need cheered up I watch them, or the parodies of them
You as an author might not find them funny, but he is a monster and not an author and technically those aren't books they are vanity press projects written by a plagiarizer.
Here is the rest of Ray's message.
And still more:Thank you Ray for posting that and for writing Live Girls, one of my favorites. :)
"You know you pissed on my name one too many times bitch. What if someone was to give your daughter a copy of House of Spiders 3 or Tabloid Purposes IV and they liked the book including the story Passenger? What would you do if your daughters were fans of Nickolaus Pacione. They asked you to buy them books of mine would you? or would you go as far to fuck my sales over?"
By the way, I have no daughters, no children at all. Apparently Nicky enjoys dragging even *non-existent* children into his battles. And more:
"Fuck off you book burning sack of shit. I hope you get AIDS yet. My work doesn't suck you bastard, just doesn't use sex to get a crowd. you will never last in this business because you CAN'T write without sex."
"You better hope I don't meet you in person for that remark. I will personally beat your ass. Your career for mine. I beat your ass you will stop with the slandering of my work. If you beat mine I will not crossover into film making."
"Beating you up will be more than a pleasure. Who knows it would be good publicity for me."
"So you're willing to stifle every credit I have to get there. You don't deserve the grand master thing asshole, you get paid for beating off fan fiction of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I got published on my terms and working my way up the ladder. Anne Rice actually gave me her full blessing with my own works. You're going to diss me when she actually gave me her blessing with Tabloid Purposes IV? Your career is going up in smoke with this man. I know enough just don't care to write about it.
I know my craft well enough Garton to realize not to be an asshole like you. Stifle me -- watch you fall like the rest. You're going to be a casuality."
God, I'd LOVE to stifle him -- if only I knew how! And more:
"You use your money to stifle an author who is well on his way to get up there, and knowing that you go around smoking your crack and snorting your coke, and a few fucks on the side to cheat on your wife. The way you act around me it's like I just got done fucking your wife."
So, now I'm spending all my money to end Nicky's sparkling career. HA!
"You deserve every abusive comment goddamned fat fuck. At least I get paid for not masterbating on Buffy The Vampire Slayer."
"Fuck off loser. You're going to make it worst for you to get readers in Chicago."
Ah, yes, we must all tremble at Nicky's enormous influence in the city of Chicago. Yeah, right.
I went searching for Nicky on the Internet to see if he'd posted anything slanderous about me anywhere, and I found this wonderful site. Whoever's responsible for it, thank you. I thought you'd enjoy these messages from Little Nicky.
Ray Garton
I am sorry that he mentioned your children he apparently didn't learn his lesson this week when I reposted his own words documenting that he himself is a horrible parent. This will not go unpunished.
My name is Ray Garton, and I'm a writer. It's what I do. I've got over fifty books to my credit, three of which are in the works as movies (shameless plug -- my new novel RAVENOUS is in stores now). I do not know Nick Pacione, I've never met him. But I'm a professional writer with some success, a fan base, and I've been published by real, actual publishers -- which, in Nicky's world, makes me The Enemy. Some years ago, I took a lot of abuse and harassment from Nicky, but I hadn't thought of him in years -- until, out of the blue, he messaged me on Yuku today. In fact, I've received a series of messages from him this afternoon. Here is a sampling of these badly written hate notes. This was the first message that came for no apparent reason whatsoever:
"Why I don't like you and you went out of your way to discredit everything I've done. I would find humor in someone vandalizing your care. I would never read your work even if someone was to pay me $100. I would rather see you go broke Garton. I've sold my work to a few legitimate small press mags and you still say I got negative talent, FUCK YOU."
I don't have a clue what the hell he's talking about. As usual. Here are some of his greatest hits from the other messages:
"I would rather do one thing to your books :light match and toss on manuscripts.: Fucker. I got the talent to get published on Specficworld.com asshole. I hope you die from what ever you got because I will piss on your grave."
"You would rather pirate the damn crap bitch. What kind of example are you providing to your daughters by bullying around a writer who sold to semi-pro. My newer works are by far better than anything you wrote with your third degree burned hands mother fucker. Let me ask this much -- did you think people burning my books were funny, if you did then you're a fucking nazi."
Frankly, I had no idea anyone was burning Nicky's ramblings. I say more power to them.