"Lake Fossil Press (the real one will have a domain in may.) The Ethereal Gazette (The real one will have a domain in june.)"If I were to venture a guess I'd say he's probably going to try something like lake-fossil-press.com, theetherealgazette.com or ethereal-gazette.com.
If that's the case then maybe I should delete that from this entry otherwise some devious troll may try to register those first! That would be a bad thing.