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Monday, March 8, 2010

Uncle Fossil

Something I noticed in Nicky's latest rant: He gives his email address as unclefossil@live.com.

Curious, I looked around, and sure enough last year, he referred to himself in the third person as who? You guessed it, Uncle Fossil.
Pay attention kids -- this is most evil Uncle Fossil can get.
  • Writer
  • Editor
  • Web Designer
  • Promoter
  • Groupie
  • Carny
and now...
  • Kid's Show Host Uncle Fossil!

Uncle Fossil says:
"Hey boys and girls! The first 10 kids to write a scary story for Uncle Fossil to use in his new coloring book get free candy and unsold books! Bozo The Clown got me into hosting kid's shows back when he said I was the Richard Mattheson of clowns. I gave Ronald McDonald a copy of EtherSilly Gazette and he said I had a dark side like The Hamburgler!"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://i46.tinypic.com/9veihc.jpg

ExposeTheTard said...

SQUEE PERFECT!

Anonymous said...

aw ROFL perfect! Epic even! I was going to try my hand at making a Nicky clown but someone already did one perfectly!

Hamburgler? lol

SoundgardenFan said...

BRILLIANT! Except the thought of Nicky around children is terrifying.

AngryInIllinois said...

I jerked off to Uncle Fossil's picture.

Is that wrong?

The Hamburglar said...

Beautiful, wonderful clown porn.

Bluey said...

Jerking off to clown pictures is only wrong if you put 'March of the Gladiators' on to heighten the mood.

Anonymous said...

LOL Nickypoo got kicked off the metal board!!!!!

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