"my chances to get a wider audience as a writer; might of doubled if I had a college degree."

From the great Ray Garton, who once again has been contacted by the world's shortest plagiarizer, Nicky.

Once again, Little Nicky has put his stubby little thumb-like fingers to the keyboard to send me two more missives:

"Screw you Garton. Mark my words -- I will fuck your world up. don't ever get in the way of my anthologies otherwise I will kick your ass. This is war Garton. Telling people NOT to submit to my anthology. I don't give a flying fuck for your damn career. I am not pretending to be a writer, I am a writer. Either if you like it or not. My name is getting published with my work. Fucking asshole, I am at college level dickhead. I don't need to write a stripper hack vampire story to get noticed. You slander me -- it is not police matter or a court matter. I will handle it myself mano e mano."

"I am a college educated bastard mother fucker.

ETT note: Let's stop there for a sec.

from here

• I need to go back to school though in the worst fucking way. I am turning 25 in August

from here

• No one expected the quiet special education student to become one of the most notorious horror writers on the web

• Who never thought that the nerd in the Special Education classes was a horror force of nature.

• but I will say this of the guidence worker at the time who was working there at the time I was a Senior – she made a huge mistake saying that I shouldn’t take the ACT/SATs. Personally, I wished she let me go on and take the test because my options would have been a lot more varied and my chances to get a wider audience as a writer; might of doubled if I had a college degree.

• The class of 1994, a good question of how many horror writers and editors were from this graduation class but I can say this much I noticed more of them when I go online. It was when I enlisted into the NAVY but the career was shortlived because of my learning disability which I learned about a year later.

If we look at his personals, here

• Level of Education: Some college

OK back to the rant Nicky sent Ray

"All your books are not even being pushed in Joliet, they are collecting dust somewhere. "

ETT note: Nicky's books aren't collecting dust, they are being used for far better things

"The only reason you became a grand marshall at the World Horror Convention is because Darren McKeeman couldn't find anyone else at short notice, I am willing to bet one of my short stories getting published in a larger mag against the fact you're fucking him in his ass to get the deal (since you're both from that area.)"

I'm not sure what the marital status of Little Nicky's parents has to do with his imaginary college education ... but then, he never makes sense. I strongly suspect that if Little Nicky has seen the inside of a college at ALL, it was only the men's room, most likely the far stall where he probably gave in to his deeply repressed, heatedly denied homosexual urges by trying to get a peek at some fratboy wee-wee.

Your Grand Marshall,
Ray Garton


Thank you again Ray for helping to expose him for the psychopath he is. Recently he has realized that his private threats will not remain private, and that while he may have decided to pretend he is a victim ala the "Myspace Mom", he is in fact the very monster he claims to be the victim of.

And speaking of exposing him for who he really is...